Behold!
d4 Pigeons! d10 Squirrels! d8 Snails! Random lists containing more random lists, all nested in a rough approximation of the tree of life.
D6 Animal Categories:
1. Things which are not in fact animals.
1. Plants
1. Potted Fern
2. Coconut that resembles a face
3. Dried-out stick
4. Venus Fly Trap
5. Pitcher Plant
6. Bladderwort
7. Bramble
8. Bamboo
9. Kudzu
10. Sundew
11. Bonsai Tree
12. Cactus
2. Coconut that resembles a face
3. Dried-out stick
4. Venus Fly Trap
5. Pitcher Plant
6. Bladderwort
7. Bramble
8. Bamboo
9. Kudzu
10. Sundew
11. Bonsai Tree
12. Cactus
2. Minerals
1. Handful of Mud
2. Pet Rock
3. Rock with no sentimental value
4. Glowing Crystal
5. Stone Tablet
6. Perfect sphere of glass
2. Pet Rock
3. Rock with no sentimental value
4. Glowing Crystal
5. Stone Tablet
6. Perfect sphere of glass
3. Fungi
1. Witch's butter
2. Fly Agaric
3. Bearded Tooth
4. Bleeding Tooth
5. Death Cap
6. Cordyceps-infested bug
7. Moldy bread
8. Scarlet elf cap
9. Slime mold
10. Chicken of the woods
11. Prototaxite*
2. Fly Agaric
3. Bearded Tooth
4. Bleeding Tooth
5. Death Cap
6. Cordyceps-infested bug
7. Moldy bread
8. Scarlet elf cap
9. Slime mold
10. Chicken of the woods
11. Prototaxite*
12. Fantasy-style slime**
1. Little blue Dragonquest slime**
2. Gray ooze**
3. Ochre Jelly**
4. Black pudding**
5. Gelatinous Cube**
6. Gelatinous Icosahedron**
2. Gray ooze**
3. Ochre Jelly**
4. Black pudding**
5. Gelatinous Cube**
6. Gelatinous Icosahedron**
5. Constructs
1. Little Robot
2. Clockwork sparrow
3. Haunted doll**
4. Golem**
5. Talking car
6. Frankensteined corpse**
2. Clockwork sparrow
3. Haunted doll**
4. Golem**
5. Talking car
6. Frankensteined corpse**
6. Garbage
1. Broken bottle
2. Plastic egg with a face drawn on
3. Tangled string
4. ??? Probably not vomit ???
5. Leather glove full of holes
6. Sticky clump of hair
2. Plastic egg with a face drawn on
3. Tangled string
4. ??? Probably not vomit ???
5. Leather glove full of holes
6. Sticky clump of hair
2. Animals which don't seem to be animals.
1. Sponges
1. Glass sponge
2. Calcarea
3. Demosponge
4. Homoscleromorpha
2. Calcarea
3. Demosponge
4. Homoscleromorpha
3. Corals
1. Brain
2. Pipe
3. Stony
4. Zoanthid
5. Sea Whip
6. Sea Pen
2. Pipe
3. Stony
4. Zoanthid
5. Sea Whip
6. Sea Pen
5. Jellyfish
1. Man-o-war
2. Box Jelly
3. Lion's Mane Jelly
4. Moon Jelly
5. Irukandji
6. Immortal Jellyfish
2. Box Jelly
3. Lion's Mane Jelly
4. Moon Jelly
5. Irukandji
6. Immortal Jellyfish
7. Tunicates
1. Salp
2. Pyrosome
3. Sea Squirt
4. Sea Pork
5. Sea Tulips
6. Piure
2. Pyrosome
3. Sea Squirt
4. Sea Pork
5. Sea Tulips
6. Piure
3. Nasty Little Worm Boys
1. Annelids
1. Leech
2. Earthworm
4. Mongolian Death Worm**
5. Spoonworm
6. Peanut Worm
2. Earthworm
3. Bristle Worms
1. Bobbit Worm
2. Christmas Tree Worm
3. Feather Duster Worm
4. Sand Mason Worm
5. Pompeii Worm
6. Bearded Fireworm
7. Ragworm
8. Bone Eating Snot Flower
9. Methane-eating worm
10. Giant Tube Worm
2. Christmas Tree Worm
3. Feather Duster Worm
4. Sand Mason Worm
5. Pompeii Worm
6. Bearded Fireworm
7. Ragworm
8. Bone Eating Snot Flower
9. Methane-eating worm
10. Giant Tube Worm
5. Spoonworm
6. Peanut Worm
3. Horsehair Worm
4. Penis Worm
5. Mud Dragon
6. Goblet Worm
7. Flatworms
1. Bedford's Flatworm
2. Tiger Flatworm
3. Candycane Worm
4. Planarian
5. Fluke
6. Tapeworm
2. Tiger Flatworm
3. Candycane Worm
4. Planarian
5. Fluke
6. Tapeworm
9. Arrow Worm
10. Ribbon Worm
11. Horseshow Worm
12. Gastrotrich
4. Arthropods and their segmented friends
1. Velvet Worm
2. Water bear
3. Trilobite*
4. Anomalocaris*
5. Sea Spider
6. Horseshoe Crab
3. Pseudoscorpion
4. Whip Spider
5. Mite
6. Tick
7. Harvestmen
8. Vinegaroon
9. Camel Spider
10. Sleipnir**
2. Water bear
3. Trilobite*
4. Anomalocaris*
5. Sea Spider
6. Horseshoe Crab
7. Arachnids
1. Spiders
1. Orb-weaver
2. Portia
3. Peacock Spider
4. Trapdoor Spider
5. Funnel-web
6. Wolf Spider
7. Tarantula
8. Diving bell spider
2. Portia
3. Peacock Spider
4. Trapdoor Spider
5. Funnel-web
6. Wolf Spider
7. Tarantula
8. Diving bell spider
2. Scorpions
1. Burrowing Scorpion
2. Bark Scorpion
3. Emperor Scorpion
4. Deathstalker
5. Tanzanian Red Claw Scorpion
6. Fattail Scorpion
7. Hairy Scorpion
8. An ethereal manifestation of the constellation Scorpio**
2. Bark Scorpion
3. Emperor Scorpion
4. Deathstalker
5. Tanzanian Red Claw Scorpion
6. Fattail Scorpion
7. Hairy Scorpion
8. An ethereal manifestation of the constellation Scorpio**
4. Whip Spider
5. Mite
6. Tick
7. Harvestmen
8. Vinegaroon
9. Camel Spider
10. Sleipnir**
8. Critters With too many legs
1. Giant African Millipede
2. Amazonian Giant Centipede
3. House Centipede
4. Pauropoda
2. Amazonian Giant Centipede
3. House Centipede
4. Pauropoda
9. Crustos
1. Sea Monkey
2. Tadpole Shrimp
3. Copepod (Plankton from Spongebob)
4. Barnacle
5. Mantis Shrimp
6. Krill
2. Tadpole Shrimp
3. Copepod (Plankton from Spongebob)
4. Barnacle
5. Mantis Shrimp
6. Krill
7. Isopods
1. Woodlouse
2. Giant Isopod
3. Tongue-eating Louse
4. Roly Poly
2. Giant Isopod
3. Tongue-eating Louse
4. Roly Poly
8. Critters with ten legs
1. Crayfish
2. Shrimp
3. Lobster
4. Squat Lobster
5. Porcelain Crab
6. Hermit Crab
7. King Crab
2. Shrimp
3. Lobster
4. Squat Lobster
5. Porcelain Crab
6. Hermit Crab
7. King Crab
8. True Crabs
1. Spider crab
2. Spanner Crab
3. Fiddler crab
4. Ghost crab
5. Helmet Crab
6. Giant Enemy Crab**
2. Spanner Crab
3. Fiddler crab
4. Ghost crab
5. Helmet Crab
6. Giant Enemy Crab**
10. Critters with six legs
1. Springtail
2. Conehead
3. Bristletail
4. Silverfish
5. Mayfly
6. Dragonfly
7. Ice Crawler
8. Lice
9. Thrip
10. Booklice
18. Fleas
20. Snakefly
21. Antlion
22. Dobsonfly
23. Webspinner
24. Stick insect
26. Cockroaches
27. Termites
28. Mantids
29. Earwigs
30. twisted-wing parasites
2. Conehead
3. Bristletail
4. Silverfish
5. Mayfly
6. Dragonfly
7. Ice Crawler
8. Lice
9. Thrip
10. Booklice
11. True Bugs
1. Cicada
2. Aphid
3. Scale Insect
4. Whitefly
5. Planthopper
6. Leafhopper
7. Moss Bug
2. Aphid
3. Scale Insect
4. Whitefly
5. Planthopper
6. Leafhopper
7. Moss Bug
8. True True Bugs
1. Water Strider
2. Assassin Bug
3. Bedbug
4. Stink Bug
5. Shield Bug
6. Leaf-footed bug
2. Assassin Bug
3. Bedbug
4. Stink Bug
5. Shield Bug
6. Leaf-footed bug
12. Beetles
1. Titan Beetle
2. Hercules Beetle
3. Elpehant Beetle
4. Goliath Beetle
5. Atlas Beetle
6. Stag Beetle
7. Featherwing Beetle
8. Ladybird Beetle
9. Weevil
10. Mealworm
11. Deathwatch Beetle
12. Warty Leaf Beetle
13. Firefly
14. Click Beetle
15. Bombadier Beetle
16. Doodlebug
17. Tiger Beetle
18. Whirligig
19. Sacred Scarab
20. Golden Tortoise Beetle
2. Hercules Beetle
3. Elpehant Beetle
4. Goliath Beetle
5. Atlas Beetle
6. Stag Beetle
7. Featherwing Beetle
8. Ladybird Beetle
9. Weevil
10. Mealworm
11. Deathwatch Beetle
12. Warty Leaf Beetle
13. Firefly
14. Click Beetle
15. Bombadier Beetle
16. Doodlebug
17. Tiger Beetle
18. Whirligig
19. Sacred Scarab
20. Golden Tortoise Beetle
13. Wasps
1. Hornet
2. Tarantula Hawk
3. Social Wasp
4. Cuckoo wasp
5. Potter Wasp
6. Sand wasp
2. Tarantula Hawk
3. Social Wasp
4. Cuckoo wasp
5. Potter Wasp
6. Sand wasp
14. Ants
1. Army Ant
2. Leafcutter ant
3. Fire ant
4. Carpenter ant
5. Bullet Ant
6. Honeypot ant
2. Leafcutter ant
3. Fire ant
4. Carpenter ant
5. Bullet Ant
6. Honeypot ant
15. Bees
1. Killer Bee
2. Honeybee
3. Bumblebee
4. Mason Bee
5. Carpenter Bee
6. Plasterer Bee
2. Honeybee
3. Bumblebee
4. Mason Bee
5. Carpenter Bee
6. Plasterer Bee
16. Moths
1. Atlas Moth
2. Silk Moth
3. Grease Moth
4. Ornate Moth
5. Death's Head Moth
6. Luna Moth
2. Silk Moth
3. Grease Moth
4. Ornate Moth
5. Death's Head Moth
6. Luna Moth
17. Butterflies
1. Monarch
2. Zebra Swallowtail
3. Forest Mother-of-Pearl
4. Blue Morpho
5. Peacock Pansy
6. Cramer's eighty-eight
7. Glasswing
8. Black Swallowtail
2. Zebra Swallowtail
3. Forest Mother-of-Pearl
4. Blue Morpho
5. Peacock Pansy
6. Cramer's eighty-eight
7. Glasswing
8. Black Swallowtail
19. Flies
1. Housefly
2. Horsefly
3. Robberfly
4. Botfly
5. Soldierfly
6. Cranefly
7. Mosquito
8. Lovebug
2. Horsefly
3. Robberfly
4. Botfly
5. Soldierfly
6. Cranefly
7. Mosquito
8. Lovebug
21. Antlion
22. Dobsonfly
23. Webspinner
24. Stick insect
25. Noisy Boys
1. Grasshopper
2. Cricket
3. Katydid
4. Weta
2. Cricket
3. Katydid
4. Weta
27. Termites
28. Mantids
29. Earwigs
30. twisted-wing parasites
5. Deuterostomes: A group of animals which includes you.
1. Prickly Little Ladies
1. Sea Urchin
3. Brittle Star
5. Sea Lily
6. Sand Dollar
2. Sea Stars
1. Sunflower Sea Star
2. Crown-of-thorns Starfish
3. Common Sea Star
4. Red Knob Sea Star
5. Royal Starfish
6. Brisingid
2. Crown-of-thorns Starfish
3. Common Sea Star
4. Red Knob Sea Star
5. Royal Starfish
6. Brisingid
4. Sea Cucumbers
1. Sea Pig
2. Pineapple Sea Cucumber
3. Orange Sea Cucumber
4. Giant California Sea Cucumber
5. Japanese Spiky Sea cucumber
6. Chocolate Chip Sea Cucumber
7. Snake Sea Cucumber
8. Sea Apple
2. Pineapple Sea Cucumber
3. Orange Sea Cucumber
4. Giant California Sea Cucumber
5. Japanese Spiky Sea cucumber
6. Chocolate Chip Sea Cucumber
7. Snake Sea Cucumber
8. Sea Apple
6. Sand Dollar
2. FISHES
1. FISH WHICH GO WEIRD PLACES OR MOVE STRANGELY
1. Dwarf seahorse
2. Candiru
3. Mudskipper
4. Climbing Perch
5. Flying Fish
6. Lungfish
2. Candiru
3. Mudskipper
4. Climbing Perch
5. Flying Fish
6. Lungfish
2. FISH WHICH I THINK LOOK WEIRD
1. Frogfish
2. Elephantnose Fish
3. Bony Eared Assfish
4. Flounder
5. Barreleye
6. Lamprey
2. Elephantnose Fish
3. Bony Eared Assfish
4. Flounder
5. Barreleye
6. Lamprey
3. FISH WHICH HAVE SPECIAL POWERS
1. Sting Ray
2. Pufferfish
3. Lionfish
4. Hagfish
5. Electric Eel
6. Sarpa salpa, the dreamfish
2. Pufferfish
3. Lionfish
4. Hagfish
5. Electric Eel
6. Sarpa salpa, the dreamfish
4. FISH WHICH ARE LARGE
1. Beluga Sturgeon
2. Giant Oar Fish
3. Ocean Sunfish
4. Manta Ray
5. Great White Shark
6. Whale Shark
2. Giant Oar Fish
3. Ocean Sunfish
4. Manta Ray
5. Great White Shark
6. Whale Shark
5. FISH WHICH ARE DELICIOUS
1. Sardine
2. Carp
3. Trout
4. Talapia
5. Mackerel
6. Catfish
7. Sockeye Salmon
8. Alaska Pollock
2. Carp
3. Trout
4. Talapia
5. Mackerel
6. Catfish
7. Sockeye Salmon
8. Alaska Pollock
6. FISH WHICH ARE LARGE AND DELICIOUS
1. Swordfish
2. Yellowfin Tuna
3. Alantic Cod
4. Blue Marlin
2. Yellowfin Tuna
3. Alantic Cod
4. Blue Marlin
7. FISH WHICH ARE NICE TO LOOK AT
1. Koi
2. Blue Tang
3. Clownfish
4. Sea Dragon
5. Angelfish
6. Betta Splendens
2. Blue Tang
3. Clownfish
4. Sea Dragon
5. Angelfish
6. Betta Splendens
8. FISH WHICH ARE ANCIENT AND MYSTERIOUS
1. Coelacanth
2. Dunkleosteus*
3. Tiktaalik*
4. Haikouichthys*
5. Stethacanthus*
6. Megapiranha*
2. Dunkleosteus*
3. Tiktaalik*
4. Haikouichthys*
5. Stethacanthus*
6. Megapiranha*
9. FISH WHICH DO NOT EXIST
1. Fur Bearing Trout**
2. Mermaid (bottom half is fish)**
3. Mermaid (top half is fish)**
4. A dolphin wielding a knife**
5. Namazu**
6. The Leviathan**
2. Mermaid (bottom half is fish)**
3. Mermaid (top half is fish)**
4. A dolphin wielding a knife**
5. Namazu**
6. The Leviathan**
10. SHARK BONUS ROUND
1. Hammerhead Shark
2. Wobegong
3. Carpenter Shark
4. Cookiecutter Shark
5. Thresher Shark
6. Goblin Shark
2. Wobegong
3. Carpenter Shark
4. Cookiecutter Shark
5. Thresher Shark
6. Goblin Shark
3. Slimey Tetrapods
1. Frogs and Toads
1. Poison Arrow frog
2. Bullfrog
3. Grassland
4. Slippery
5. Treefrog
6. Riverfrog
7. Bufo
8. Harlequin Toad
9. Suriname toad
10. Cane Toad
11. Beaked Toad
12. Snouted Toad
2. Bullfrog
3. Grassland
4. Slippery
5. Treefrog
6. Riverfrog
7. Bufo
8. Harlequin Toad
9. Suriname toad
10. Cane Toad
11. Beaked Toad
12. Snouted Toad
2. Newts
1. Olm
2. Axolotl
3. Siren
4. Crested Newt
2. Axolotl
3. Siren
4. Crested Newt
3. Salamanders
1. Hellbender
2. Giantsalamander
3. Marbled slamander
4. Mud salamander
5. Mole salamander
6. Mythical firey salamander**
2. Giantsalamander
3. Marbled slamander
4. Mud salamander
5. Mole salamander
6. Mythical firey salamander**
5. Eocaecilia*
6. Diplocaulus*
4. Scaly Tetrapods
1. Turtles
1. Loggerhead Turtle
2. Box Turtle
3. Snapping Turtle
4. Galapagos Tortoise
5. Soft-shelled Turtle
6. Leatherback Turtle
7. Mud Turtle
8. Mata Mata
9. Snakeneck Turtle
10. Big Headed Turtle
2. Box Turtle
3. Snapping Turtle
4. Galapagos Tortoise
5. Soft-shelled Turtle
6. Leatherback Turtle
7. Mud Turtle
8. Mata Mata
9. Snakeneck Turtle
10. Big Headed Turtle
2. Lizards
1. Tuatara (Not technically a lizard)
2. Worm lizard
3. Mexican Mole Lizard
7. Mosasaur*
11. Gila Monster
12. Spinytail lizard
13. Plated lizard
14. Collared Lizard
15. Spectacled Lizard
16. Anole
17. Wall lizard
18. Tegu
19. Basilisk (Jesus Lizard)
20. Basilisk (mythical)**
2. Worm lizard
3. Mexican Mole Lizard
4. Geckos
1. Crested Gecko
2. Fat-tailed gecko
3. Leaf-tail Gecko
4. Clawed Gecko
5. Gargoyle Gecko
6. Leopard Gecko
7. Tokay Gecko
8. New Caledonian giant gecko
2. Fat-tailed gecko
3. Leaf-tail Gecko
4. Clawed Gecko
5. Gargoyle Gecko
6. Leopard Gecko
7. Tokay Gecko
8. New Caledonian giant gecko
5. Chameleons
1. Veiled Chameleon
2. Horned Chameleon
3. Panther Chameleon
4. Brookesia micra
5. Giant Chameleon
6. Brown Leaf Chameleon
2. Horned Chameleon
3. Panther Chameleon
4. Brookesia micra
5. Giant Chameleon
6. Brown Leaf Chameleon
6. Iguanas
1. Green Iguana
2. Marine Iguana
3. Rock Iguana
4. Desert Iguana
5. Spiny-tailed Iguana
6. Chuckwalla
2. Marine Iguana
3. Rock Iguana
4. Desert Iguana
5. Spiny-tailed Iguana
6. Chuckwalla
8. Skinks
1. Blue tailed skink
2. Red Eye Crocodile Skink
3. Prehensile-tailed skink
4. Indian Skink
2. Red Eye Crocodile Skink
3. Prehensile-tailed skink
4. Indian Skink
9. Monitor Lizards
1. Komodo Dragon
2. Malayan Water Monitor
3. Nile Monitor
4. Bengal Monitor
5. Tree Crocodile
6. Blue spotted tree monitor
2. Malayan Water Monitor
3. Nile Monitor
4. Bengal Monitor
5. Tree Crocodile
6. Blue spotted tree monitor
10. Dragons
1. Secret toadhead agama
2. Shield-tailed agama
3. Spiny-tailed lizard
4. Sailfin Lizard
5. Thorny Devil
6. Frilled-neck lizard
7. Rainforest Dragon
8. Bearded Dragon
2. Jabberwocky**
3. Hydra**
4. Wyvern**
5. Dragon Turtle**
6. Long**
7. Pixiu**
8. Jaculus**
2. Shield-tailed agama
3. Spiny-tailed lizard
4. Sailfin Lizard
5. Thorny Devil
6. Frilled-neck lizard
7. Rainforest Dragon
8. Bearded Dragon
9. Dracos
1. Mountain Horned Dragon
2. Garden Lizard
3. Oriental Garden Lizard
4. Fan throated lizard
5. Hump nosed Lizard
6. Flying Lizard
2. Garden Lizard
3. Oriental Garden Lizard
4. Fan throated lizard
5. Hump nosed Lizard
6. Flying Lizard
10. Mythical Dragon**
1. Western Dragons**
1. Chromatic Dragons**
1. Black Dragon (Acid Breath)**
2. Red Dragon (Fire Breath)**
3. Orange Dragon (Stone Breath)**
4. Yellow Dragon (Saltwater Breath)**
5. Green Dragon (Poison Breath)**
6. Blue Dragon (Lightning Breath)**
7. Indigo Dragon (Glass Breath)**
8. Purple Dragon (Radiation Breath)**
9. White Dragon (Frost Breath)**
10. Plaid Dragon (Music Breath)**
2. Red Dragon (Fire Breath)**
3. Orange Dragon (Stone Breath)**
4. Yellow Dragon (Saltwater Breath)**
5. Green Dragon (Poison Breath)**
6. Blue Dragon (Lightning Breath)**
7. Indigo Dragon (Glass Breath)**
8. Purple Dragon (Radiation Breath)**
9. White Dragon (Frost Breath)**
10. Plaid Dragon (Music Breath)**
2. Metallic Dragons**
1. Gold Dragon (Pride Breath)**
2. Copper Dragon (Greed Breath)**
3. Silver Dragon (Sleep Breath)**
4. Lead Dragon (Pain Breath)**
5. Tin Dragon (Paranoia Breath)**
6. Iron Dragon (Violence Breath)**
7. Quicksilver Dragon (Madness Breath)**
8. Arsenic Dragon (Cancer Breath)**
9. Antimony Dragon (Nausea Breath)**
10. Bismuth Dragon (Diarrhea-curing Breath)**
2. Copper Dragon (Greed Breath)**
3. Silver Dragon (Sleep Breath)**
4. Lead Dragon (Pain Breath)**
5. Tin Dragon (Paranoia Breath)**
6. Iron Dragon (Violence Breath)**
7. Quicksilver Dragon (Madness Breath)**
8. Arsenic Dragon (Cancer Breath)**
9. Antimony Dragon (Nausea Breath)**
10. Bismuth Dragon (Diarrhea-curing Breath)**
3. Culinary Dragons**
1. Candy Dragon (Honey Breath)**
2. Tomato Dragon (Vine Breath)**
3. Meat Dragon (Grease Breath)**
4. Grain Dragon (Explosive Dust Breath)**
5. Fungal Dragon (Spore Breath)**
6. Flavour Dragon (No Breath Weapon, just very good at showmanship)**
2. Tomato Dragon (Vine Breath)**
3. Meat Dragon (Grease Breath)**
4. Grain Dragon (Explosive Dust Breath)**
5. Fungal Dragon (Spore Breath)**
6. Flavour Dragon (No Breath Weapon, just very good at showmanship)**
4. Gem Dragons**
1. Amethyst Dragon (Repelling Force Breath)**
2. Citrine Dragon (Pulling Force Breath)**
3. Diamond Dragon (Vibrational Breath)**
4. Emerald Dragon (Revision Breath)**
5. Ruby Dragon (Acceleration Breath)**
6. Sapphire Dragon (Stilling Breath)**
2. Citrine Dragon (Pulling Force Breath)**
3. Diamond Dragon (Vibrational Breath)**
4. Emerald Dragon (Revision Breath)**
5. Ruby Dragon (Acceleration Breath)**
6. Sapphire Dragon (Stilling Breath)**
3. Hydra**
4. Wyvern**
5. Dragon Turtle**
6. Long**
7. Pixiu**
8. Jaculus**
12. Spinytail lizard
13. Plated lizard
14. Collared Lizard
15. Spectacled Lizard
16. Anole
17. Wall lizard
18. Tegu
19. Basilisk (Jesus Lizard)
20. Basilisk (mythical)**
3. Snakes
1. Blind snake
2. Cobra
3. Mamba
4. Sea Krait
5. Coral Snake
7. Taipan
8. Spreading Adder
9. Flying Snake
11. Pipe snake
13. Rat snake
14. Vine Snake
15. Garden snake
16. Elephant Trunk Snake
17. Tentacled Snake
18. Tschuchinoko**
19. Hoop Snake**
20. Feathered Serpent**
2. Cobra
3. Mamba
4. Sea Krait
5. Coral Snake
6. Vipers
1. Spider-tailed Horned Viper
2. Spiny Bush Viper
3. Copperhead
4. Rattlesnake
5. Eyelash Viper
6. Long Nose Viper
2. Spiny Bush Viper
3. Copperhead
4. Rattlesnake
5. Eyelash Viper
6. Long Nose Viper
8. Spreading Adder
9. Flying Snake
10. Boas
1. Boa Constrictor
2. Green Anaconda
3. Emerald Tree Boa
4. Rainbow Boa
5. Sand Boa
6. Titanoboa*
2. Green Anaconda
3. Emerald Tree Boa
4. Rainbow Boa
5. Sand Boa
6. Titanoboa*
12. Pythons
1. Black-Headed Python
2. Burmese Python
3. Albino Burmese Python
4. Reticulated Python
5. Scrub Python
6. Pygmy Python
7. Blood Python
8. Calabar Python
2. Burmese Python
3. Albino Burmese Python
4. Reticulated Python
5. Scrub Python
6. Pygmy Python
7. Blood Python
8. Calabar Python
14. Vine Snake
15. Garden snake
16. Elephant Trunk Snake
17. Tentacled Snake
18. Tschuchinoko**
19. Hoop Snake**
20. Feathered Serpent**
4. Archosaurs
1. Crocodilians
1. Crocodile
2. Alligator
3. Caiman
4. Gharial
5. Dwarf Crocodile
6. Tomistoma
2. Alligator
3. Caiman
4. Gharial
5. Dwarf Crocodile
6. Tomistoma
3. Rhynchosaur (Buck tooth reptile)*
4. Loch Ness Monster*
5. Dead Dino*
1. Longneck*
2. Threehorn*
3. Duckbill*
4. Spiketail*
5. Sharptooth*
6. Smashyhead*
7. Microraptor*
8. Yi Qi*
2. Threehorn*
3. Duckbill*
4. Spiketail*
5. Sharptooth*
6. Smashyhead*
7. Microraptor*
8. Yi Qi*
6. Living Dinos (Birbs)
1. Ratites
1. Ostrich
2. Emu
3. Rhea
4. Cassowarry
5. Kiwi
6. Tinamou
7. Moa*
2. Emu
3. Rhea
4. Cassowarry
5. Kiwi
6. Tinamou
7. Moa*
2. Fowl
1. Landfowl
1. Chicken
2. JungleFowl
3. Quail
4. Partridge
5. Pheasant
6. Turkey
7. Grouse
8. Peafowl
9. Chachalaca
10. Cockatrice**
2. JungleFowl
3. Quail
4. Partridge
5. Pheasant
6. Turkey
7. Grouse
8. Peafowl
9. Chachalaca
10. Cockatrice**
2. Waterfowl
1. Duck
2. Goose
3. Swan
4. Magpie Goose
5. Screamer
2. Goose
3. Swan
4. Magpie Goose
5. Screamer
4. Bony-toothed Bird*
4. Land birbs
1. Owls
1. Barn Owl
2. Screech Owl
3. Elf Owl
4. Bubo
5. Strix
6. Burrowing Owl
2. Screech Owl
3. Elf Owl
4. Bubo
5. Strix
6. Burrowing Owl
3. Hornbills
4. Piciformes
1. Woodpecker
2. Toucan
3. Honeyguide
4. Barbet
2. Toucan
3. Honeyguide
4. Barbet
6. Trogons
7. Terror Bird*
8. Raptors
1. Eagle
1. Harpy Eagle
2. Monkey-eating Eagle
3. Bald Eagle
4. Golden Eagle
5. Martial eagle
6. Steller's sea eagle
2. Monkey-eating Eagle
3. Bald Eagle
4. Golden Eagle
5. Martial eagle
6. Steller's sea eagle
3. Hawk
4. Vulture
1. Condor
2. Bearded Vulture
3. Griffon Vulture
4. King Vulture
5. Turkey Vulture
6. Hooded Vulture
2. Bearded Vulture
3. Griffon Vulture
4. King Vulture
5. Turkey Vulture
6. Hooded Vulture
6. Secretarybird
9. Falcons
1. Kestrel
2. Peregrine
3. Hobby
4. Merlin
5. Sparrow Hawk
6. Gyrfalcon
2. Peregrine
3. Hobby
4. Merlin
5. Sparrow Hawk
6. Gyrfalcon
10. Parrots
1. Cockatoo
2. Macaw
3. Lovebird
4. Lorikeet
5. Budgie
6. Kakapo
2. Macaw
3. Lovebird
4. Lorikeet
5. Budgie
6. Kakapo
11. Perching Birds
1. Songbirds
1. Cardinal
2. Thrush
3. Babbler
4. Lark
5. Tit
6. Robin
2. Thrush
3. Babbler
4. Lark
5. Tit
6. Robin
2. Corvids
1. Rook
2. Crow
3. Raven
4. Magpie
5. Jay
6. Jackdaw
2. Crow
3. Raven
4. Magpie
5. Jay
6. Jackdaw
4. Shrike
5. Rockfowl
6. Cowbirds
7. Finch
8. Swallow
6. Potoo
7. Water birbs
1. Flamingo
2. Grebe
3. Shorebird
4. Gull
5. Auks
6. Tropicbird
7. Loon
8. Albatross
10. Stork
2. Grebe
3. Shorebird
4. Gull
5. Auks
6. Tropicbird
7. Loon
8. Albatross
9. Penguins
1. Emperor Penguin
2. Chinstrap Penguin
3. Little Blue Penguin
4. Rockhopper
5. Macaroni Penguin
6. Jackass Penguin
2. Chinstrap Penguin
3. Little Blue Penguin
4. Rockhopper
5. Macaroni Penguin
6. Jackass Penguin
11. Boobie-like birds
1. Boobie
2. Cormorant
3. Frigate
4. Snakebird
2. Cormorant
3. Frigate
4. Snakebird
12. Pelican-like birds
1. Pelican
2. Shoebill
3. Heron
4. Ibis
5. Spoonbill
6. Hamerkop
2. Shoebill
3. Heron
4. Ibis
5. Spoonbill
6. Hamerkop
8. Pigeons
1. Dodo*
2. White-bellied green pigeon
3. Rock dove
2. White-bellied green pigeon
3. Rock dove
4. Fancy Pigeons
1. Pigmy Pouter
2. Fantail
3. Frillback
4. Short-faced Tumbler
5. Capuchin Pigeon
6. English Carrier
2. Fantail
3. Frillback
4. Short-faced Tumbler
5. Capuchin Pigeon
6. English Carrier
9. Cuckoos
1. Roadrunner
2. Coua
3. Common Cuckoo
4. Malkoha
2. Coua
3. Common Cuckoo
4. Malkoha
11. Bustard
12. Phoenix**
5. Parareptiles*
1. Scutosaurus*
2. Hypsognathus*
3. Mesosaurus*
4. Eunotosaurus*
2. Hypsognathus*
3. Mesosaurus*
4. Eunotosaurus*
6. Scaly Protomammals*
1. Tetraceratops*
2. Ophiacodon*
3. Dimetrodon*
4. Cotylorhynchus (Just look up a picture of this thing. Trust me. It's great looking.)*
2. Ophiacodon*
3. Dimetrodon*
4. Cotylorhynchus (Just look up a picture of this thing. Trust me. It's great looking.)*
5. Hairy Tetrapods
1. Extinct Therapsids*
1. Proburnetia (Nasty hairy lumps on its head)*
2. Anteosaur (Stubby-leg doofus lizard)*
3. Estemmenosuchus (Fat Moose Crocodile thing)*
4. Placerias (Big Beasty with beak and tusks)*
5. Wadiasaurus (Teeny Tiny Little Hippo lizard)*
6. Gorgonopsid (Big ol' saber teeth)*
7. Pristerognathus (Dog lizard thing)*
8. Tritylodon (Like a rodent with weird teeth that lays eggs)*
2. Anteosaur (Stubby-leg doofus lizard)*
3. Estemmenosuchus (Fat Moose Crocodile thing)*
4. Placerias (Big Beasty with beak and tusks)*
5. Wadiasaurus (Teeny Tiny Little Hippo lizard)*
6. Gorgonopsid (Big ol' saber teeth)*
7. Pristerognathus (Dog lizard thing)*
8. Tritylodon (Like a rodent with weird teeth that lays eggs)*
2. Monotremes
1. Platypus
2. Short-beaked Echidna
3. Long-beaked Echidna
4. Steropodon*
2. Short-beaked Echidna
3. Long-beaked Echidna
4. Steropodon*
3. Marsupials
1. Kangaroo
2. Oppossum
3. Possum
4. Sugar Glider
5. Koala
6. Wombat
7. Bandicoot
8. Marsupial Mole
9. Tasmanian Devil
10. Tasmanian Tiger*
2. Oppossum
3. Possum
4. Sugar Glider
5. Koala
6. Wombat
7. Bandicoot
8. Marsupial Mole
9. Tasmanian Devil
10. Tasmanian Tiger*
4. Placentals
1. Afrotherians
1. Sea Cow
2. Dugong
3. Elephant
4. Hyrax
5. Tenrec
6. Golden Mole
7. Elphant Shrew
8. Aardvark
2. Dugong
3. Elephant
4. Hyrax
5. Tenrec
6. Golden Mole
7. Elphant Shrew
8. Aardvark
2. Xenarthrans
1. Glyptodont*
2. Armadillos
1. Pink Fairy Armadillo
2. Three-Banded Armadillo (The one that rolls up into a ball)
3. Yellow Armadillo
4. Screaming Hairy Armadillo
5. Giant Armadillo
6. Long-nosed Armadillo
2. Three-Banded Armadillo (The one that rolls up into a ball)
3. Yellow Armadillo
4. Screaming Hairy Armadillo
5. Giant Armadillo
6. Long-nosed Armadillo
3. Anteaters
1. Silky Anteater
2. Giant Anteater
3. Northern Tamandua
4. Southern Tamandua
2. Giant Anteater
3. Northern Tamandua
4. Southern Tamandua
4. Sloths
1. Three-toed Sloth
2. Two-toes Sloth
3. Giant Ground Sloth
4. A sloth so slow that it fell out of time**
2. Two-toes Sloth
3. Giant Ground Sloth
4. A sloth so slow that it fell out of time**
3. Primates
1. Apes
1. Gibbons
1. Hoolock
2. Siamang
3. Lar Gibbon
4. Crested Gibbon
2. Siamang
3. Lar Gibbon
4. Crested Gibbon
3. Gorilla
4. Chimpanzee
5. Homo
1. Homo Erectus*
2. Homo Sapiens
3. Neanderthal*
4. Denisovan*
5. Hobbit*
6. Elf**
2. Homo Sapiens
3. Neanderthal*
4. Denisovan*
5. Hobbit*
6. Elf**
7. Bigfoot**
8. Roswell Grey**
2. Old World Monkeys
1. Macaque
2. Baboon
3. Langus
4. Proboscis
5. Mandrill
6. Mangabe
2. Baboon
3. Langus
4. Proboscis
5. Mandrill
6. Mangabe
3. New World Monkeys
1. Tamarin
2. Marmoset
3. Capuchin
4. Saki Monkey
5. Howlermonkey
6. Spidermonkey
7. Uakari
8. Squirrel monkey
2. Marmoset
3. Capuchin
4. Saki Monkey
5. Howlermonkey
6. Spidermonkey
7. Uakari
8. Squirrel monkey
4. Lemuriforms
1. Ruffed Lemur
2. Sifaka
3. Ring-tailed Lemur
4. Koala Lemur*
5. Bush Baby
6. Aye-aye
7. Potto
8. Loris
2. Sifaka
3. Ring-tailed Lemur
4. Koala Lemur*
5. Bush Baby
6. Aye-aye
7. Potto
8. Loris
6. Flying Lemur (Can't fly, not a lemur)
4. Glires
1. Treeshrew
2. Hare
3. Pika
4. Jackalope**
3. Carbuncle (The creature, not the cluster of boils)**
2. Lagomorphs
1. Rabbit
1. Pygmy Rabbit
2. Sumatran striped Rabbit
3. Flemish Giant
4. Netherland Dwarf
5. Angora
6. Lop-eared Rabbit
2. Sumatran striped Rabbit
3. Flemish Giant
4. Netherland Dwarf
5. Angora
6. Lop-eared Rabbit
3. Pika
4. Jackalope**
4. Rodents
1. Springhare
2. Beaver
3. Kangaroo Rat
4. Gopher
5. Mole Rat
6. Terrestrial Porcupine
11. Dormouse
12. Jerboa
2. Beaver
3. Kangaroo Rat
4. Gopher
5. Mole Rat
6. Terrestrial Porcupine
7. Caviomorphs
1. Chinchilla
2. Viscacha
3. Hutia
4. Guinea Pig
5. Cabybara
6. Mara
7. Spiny Rat
8. Paca
9. Pacarana
10. Arboreal Porcupine
2. Viscacha
3. Hutia
4. Guinea Pig
5. Cabybara
6. Mara
7. Spiny Rat
8. Paca
9. Pacarana
10. Arboreal Porcupine
8. Squirrels
1. Red Squirrel
2. Grey Squirrel
3. Malabar Giant Squirrel
4. Grizzled Giant Squirrel
5. Flying Squirrel
6. Red Giant Flying Squirrel
7. Pygmy Squirrel
8. Chipmunk
9. Prarie Dog
10. Marmot
2. Grey Squirrel
3. Malabar Giant Squirrel
4. Grizzled Giant Squirrel
5. Flying Squirrel
6. Red Giant Flying Squirrel
7. Pygmy Squirrel
8. Chipmunk
9. Prarie Dog
10. Marmot
9. Murids
1. Rat
2. Mouse
3. Gerbil
4. Crested Rat
2. Mouse
3. Gerbil
4. Crested Rat
10. Cricetids
1. Vole
2. Lemming
3. Muskrat
4. Hamster
5. Pack Rat
6. Deer Mouse
2. Lemming
3. Muskrat
4. Hamster
5. Pack Rat
6. Deer Mouse
12. Jerboa
5. Truly Fat and Blind little duderinos
1. Solenodon
2. Moonrat
3. Shrew
4. Hedgehog
5. Mole
6. Desman
2. Moonrat
3. Shrew
4. Hedgehog
5. Mole
6. Desman
6. Megabats
1. Giant Flying Fox
2. Blossom Bat
3. Tube-Nosed Fruit Bat
4. Nectar Bat
5. Rousette
6. Monkey-Faced Bat
2. Blossom Bat
3. Tube-Nosed Fruit Bat
4. Nectar Bat
5. Rousette
6. Monkey-Faced Bat
7. Microbats
1. Vampire Bat
2. Vesper Bat
3. Horshoe Bat
4. Ghost-faced Bat
5. Sac-winged Bat
6. Mouse-tailed Bat
2. Vesper Bat
3. Horshoe Bat
4. Ghost-faced Bat
5. Sac-winged Bat
6. Mouse-tailed Bat
9. Doggos
1. Canids
1. Dog
1. Husky
2. Corgi
3. Poodle
4. Chihuahua
5. Greyhound
6. Afghan
7. Akita
8. Mastiff
9. Bulldog
10. Dachshund
11. German Shepherd
12. Chow Chow
2. Corgi
3. Poodle
4. Chihuahua
5. Greyhound
6. Afghan
7. Akita
8. Mastiff
9. Bulldog
10. Dachshund
11. German Shepherd
12. Chow Chow
3. Coyote
4. Jackal
5. Fox
1. Red fox
2. Arctic fox
3. Fennec Fox
4. Pipe-fox**
2. Arctic fox
3. Fennec Fox
4. Pipe-fox**
7. Dhole
8. Maned Wolf
9. Bush dog
10. Cù Sìth**
2. Bears
1. Sloth bear
2. Brown Bear
3. Polar Bear
4. Black Bear
5. Panda Bear
6. Sun Bear
2. Brown Bear
3. Polar Bear
4. Black Bear
5. Panda Bear
6. Sun Bear
3. Pinnipeds
1. Sea Lion
2. Elephant Seal
3. Walrus
4. Monk Seal
5. Fur seal
6. Harbor seal
2. Elephant Seal
3. Walrus
4. Monk Seal
5. Fur seal
6. Harbor seal
4. Mustelids
1. Weasel
2. Badger
3. Otter
4. Marten
5. Mink
6. Wolverine
7. Grison
8. Polecat
2. Badger
3. Otter
4. Marten
5. Mink
6. Wolverine
7. Grison
8. Polecat
6. Racoons and things that look like racoons
1. Racoon
2. Coati
3. Kinkajou
4. Olingo
5. Olinguito
6. Ringtail
7. Cacomistle
8. Red Pandas
2. Coati
3. Kinkajou
4. Olingo
5. Olinguito
6. Ringtail
7. Cacomistle
8. Red Pandas
10. Kitties
1. Cats
1. Panthers
1. Tiger
2. Lion
3. Jaguar
4. Leopard
2. Lion
3. Jaguar
4. Leopard
3. Serval
4. Ocelot
5. Lynx
6. Cheetah
7. Puma
8. Pallas Cat
9. Domestic Cat
1. Persian
2. Hairless Sphynx
3. Siamese
4. Scottish Fold
5. Maine Coon
6. Munchkin
2. Hairless Sphynx
3. Siamese
4. Scottish Fold
5. Maine Coon
6. Munchkin
2. Viverrids
1. Civet
2. Linsang
3. Genet
4. Bearcat
2. Linsang
3. Genet
4. Bearcat
3. Mongooses
1. Mongoose
2. Meerkat
3. Kusimanse
4. Fossa
2. Meerkat
3. Kusimanse
4. Fossa
5. Leucrotta**
6. Manticore**
11. Even Toe Hoofers
1. Cetaceans
1. Narwhal
2. Dolphin
3. Beluga
4. Porpoise
5. False Killer Whale
6. Pygmy sperm whale
7. Beaked Whale
8. Baleen Whale
2. Dolphin
3. Beluga
4. Porpoise
5. False Killer Whale
6. Pygmy sperm whale
7. Beaked Whale
8. Baleen Whale
3. Pigs
1. Domestic Pig
2. Wild Boar
3. Warthog
4. Deer-pig
5. Forest Hog
6. Pygmy Hog
2. Wild Boar
3. Warthog
4. Deer-pig
5. Forest Hog
6. Pygmy Hog
4. Camelids
1. Dromedary
2. Bactrian
3. Alpaca
4. Llama
5. Guanaco
6. Vicuña
2. Bactrian
3. Alpaca
4. Llama
5. Guanaco
6. Vicuña
5. Bovids
1. Bovines
1. Saola
2. Bison
3. Buffalo
4. Cattle
5. Auroch
6. Yak
2. Bison
3. Buffalo
4. Cattle
5. Auroch
6. Yak
2. Caprines
1. Mountain Goat
2. Goat
3. Sheep
4. Ibex
5. Muskox
6. Serow
2. Goat
3. Sheep
4. Ibex
5. Muskox
6. Serow
3. Antelopes
1. Impala
2. Gazelle
3. Wildebeest
4. Gerenuk
5. Dik-dik
6. Oryx
7. Kudu
8. Saiga
2. Gazelle
3. Wildebeest
4. Gerenuk
5. Dik-dik
6. Oryx
7. Kudu
8. Saiga
6. Giraffids
1. Giraffe
2. Okapi
3. Beast of Shanxi*
4. Shiva's Beast*
5. Decennatherium*
6. Qilin**
2. Okapi
3. Beast of Shanxi*
4. Shiva's Beast*
5. Decennatherium*
6. Qilin**
8. Deer
1. Elk
2. Moose
3. Red Deer
4. White-tailed Deer
5. Reindeer
6. Water Deer
7. Pudu
8. Tufted Deer
2. Moose
3. Red Deer
4. White-tailed Deer
5. Reindeer
6. Water Deer
7. Pudu
8. Tufted Deer
10. Chevrotain
12. Odd Toe Hoofers
1. Chalicothere* (gravel beast)
2. Equines
1. Horse
2. Mule
3. Ass
4. Zebra
5. Pegasus**
6. Kelpie**
2. Mule
3. Ass
4. Zebra
5. Pegasus**
6. Kelpie**
3. Rhinos
1. White Rhinoceros
2. Black Rhinoceros
3. Sumatran Rhinoceros
4. Unicorn
2. Black Rhinoceros
3. Sumatran Rhinoceros
4. Unicorn
4. Tapirs
1. Baird's Tapir
2. Lowland Tapir
3. Kabomani Tapir
4. Mountain Tapir
5. Malayan Tapir
6. Baku**
2. Lowland Tapir
3. Kabomani Tapir
4. Mountain Tapir
5. Malayan Tapir
6. Baku**
6. Molluscs and their slimy cousins
1. Lampshell
2. Chiton
3. Tusk Shell
3. Semislug
4. Limpet
2. Chiton
3. Tusk Shell
4. Bivalves
1. Clam
2. Oyster
3. Mussel
4. Cockle
5. Scallop
6. Geoduck
2. Oyster
3. Mussel
4. Cockle
5. Scallop
6. Geoduck
5. Gastropods
1. Snails
1. Giant Land Snail
2. Conch
3. Periwinkle
4. Escargot
5. Abalone
6. Cone Snail
7. Bubble Snail
8. Golden Snail
2. Conch
3. Periwinkle
4. Escargot
5. Abalone
6. Cone Snail
7. Bubble Snail
8. Golden Snail
2. Slugs
1. Banana Slug
2. Leopard Slug
4. Phylliroe
5. Eastern Emerald Elysia
6. Lettuce Sea Slug
7. Headshield Slug
8. Sea Hare
2. Leopard Slug
3. Nudibranchs
1. Blue Dragon Nudibranch
2. Orange Peeel Doris
3. Sea Lemon
4. Spanish Dancer
5. Lion Nudibranch
6. Clown Nudibranch
7. Regal Sea Goddess
8. Diamondback Tritonia
9. Spanish Shawl
10. Chromodoris
2. Orange Peeel Doris
3. Sea Lemon
4. Spanish Dancer
5. Lion Nudibranch
6. Clown Nudibranch
7. Regal Sea Goddess
8. Diamondback Tritonia
9. Spanish Shawl
10. Chromodoris
5. Eastern Emerald Elysia
6. Lettuce Sea Slug
7. Headshield Slug
8. Sea Hare
4. Limpet
6. Inkfish
1. Nautilus
3. Vampire Squid
5. Spirula
6. Cuttlefish
2. Octopuses
1. Flapjack Octopus
2. Blue-ringed octopus
3. Glowing Sucker Octopus
4. Coconut Octopus
5. Giant Octopus
6. Common Octopus
7. Telescope Octopus
8. Seven Arm Octopus
9. Blanket Octopus
10. Wunderpus
11. Mimic Octopus
12. Argonaut
2. Blue-ringed octopus
3. Glowing Sucker Octopus
4. Coconut Octopus
5. Giant Octopus
6. Common Octopus
7. Telescope Octopus
8. Seven Arm Octopus
9. Blanket Octopus
10. Wunderpus
11. Mimic Octopus
12. Argonaut
4. Squids
1. Collosal Squid
2. Bigfin Squid
3. Flying squid
4. Pencil Squid
5. Whip-lash Squid
6. Deepsea Squid
2. Bigfin Squid
3. Flying squid
4. Pencil Squid
5. Whip-lash Squid
6. Deepsea Squid
6. Cuttlefish
If you just want a random animal, here's a button generated by this gizmo:
If an entry is outlined, then it can be clicked on to expand into another list.
If you just want to see the fully expanded list, here's a link.
An entry marked * indicates that the creature is extinct.
An entry marked ** indicates that the creature is fictional.
Notes on the structure of the list:
There are also a few major departures from real taxonomy. First, I've lumped all the worm phyla together. Secondly, I've moved Moss Animals (similar to molluscs) and Tunicates (our close cousins) up to the category "Animals which don't seem to be animals.". And finally I have substituted actual fish taxonomy with my own, far superior, classification system.
Note that the table doesn't actually contain every animal. Really just the ones I think are neato. It it doesn't go to the species level in every clade. Instead, the maximum depth is based on Lawful Neutral's Familiar subtables or on my intuitive feeling for which animals are interesting in a gaming context. So the table includes subspecies of dogs, but lumps all tapeworms together.
Lastly, if you like this kind of thing, here are a few (more scientific) phylogenetic tree visualizations: 1 2.
Boobie, hehehe. In all seriousness, great list!
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