GRETCHLING GENERATOR

In case you don't know what a gretchling is.

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  1. *click* oh hey, it's me... *click* oh hey, it's also me...

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  2. This is very useful!

    GRAND-MANSON, the gretchling CORPSE.
    Your skin is GREEN and UNNERVINGLY SMOOTH.
    You have a crippling phobia of FRESH AIR (in addition to being terrified of BRIGHT LIGHTS and TALL PEOPLE).
    Your special power is A BAG OF SLUGS.
    You typically wear JORTS, A EMERALD FEZ, and BROKEN WRISTWATCHES.
    And you have a backstory too tragic to mention here.
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    This is so, so very useful.

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