Weird Creature/Familiar Generator

Behold!

By combining my grand exhaustive list of every animal in the cosmos with LawfulNeutral's arcane tables of metaphysical motivation and Dan's hideous pile of mutations (plus my own pile of mutations), and welding them together in the flames of my new generator, I have forged the ultimate in beast making technology.

Again, I say: Behold!

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Your familiar appears to be a [personality] [animal] [mutationformat].
But in the spirit realm, it's [trueform]. Its  motivation is [motivation].

{mutationformat}
[mutation]
[mutation]
[mutation], and [mutation]
[mutation], [mutation], and [mutation]



{personality}
absentminded
agonizing
aloof
arbitrary
articulate
bizarre
business-like
busy
cantankerous
charismatic
clear-headed
clever
companionly
compassionate
conscientious
cowardly
crass
cruel
cultured
deceitful
decisive
deep
dependent
devious
dishonest
dry
dynamic
elegant
emotional
firm
flexible
forgiving
formal
fraudulent
gentle
gullible
healthy
hearty
helpful
iconoclastic
imaginative
impressionable
insouciant
kind
logical
mawkish
melancholic
miserly
moralistic
multi-leveled
mystical
naive
narcissistic
narrow
neglectful
neutral
noncommittal
noncompetitive
obnoxious
old-fashioned
opinionated
organized
peaceful
petty
plodding
possessive
prejudiced
private
prudent
realistic
regimental
repentant
romantic
scrupulous
secretive
sedentary
selfish
sentimental
small-thinking
soft
sporting
stable
stoic
strong
submissive
sympathetic
systematic
tasteful
teacherly
thoughtless
trusting
understanding
undisciplined
unfriendly
unimpressive
vacuous
well-rounded
wistful
youthful
zany


{trueform}
a pet rock
a rock with no sentimental value
a glowing crystal
a stone tablet
a perfect sphere of glass
a little blue dragonquest slime
a gelatinous cube
a gelatinous icosahedron   
a petri dish full of bacteria  
a little robot
a clockwork [animal]
a haunted doll
a golem
a talking car
a frankensteined corpse
a broken bottle
a plastic egg with a face drawn on
tangled string
??? probably not vomit ???
leather glove full of holes
sticky clump of hair
a tiny golden humanoid
a mass of writhing tentacles
a gem encrusted skull
nothing at all
an [animal] made of teeth
a hideous homunculus 
a living bloodstain 
a cherub
a tiny black hole
a living drawing
a formless shadow
an inverted [animal]
a faceless [animal] 
a [plant] with a face
a giant amoeba
a floating eyeball
a skeletal [animal]
a brown jenkin
a boneless [animal]
many colorful bubbles
a pulsing mass of meat
empty skin
a noxious cloud
a goat-headed child
a mirrored master
a devilish imp
a wheel covered in eyes
a floating cosmic fetus
a blemmyes
a nightgaunt
a flying polyp
living lightning
living fire
living smoke
a tiny dragon
a living severed hand
a will o’wisp
an amorphous slime
two goblins in a trench coat
a shoggoth
a ball of energy with many arms
a kite made of starry night sky
living ice
a living [animal] shadow
two intertwined humanoids
a tiny fairy noble
a coronet of weapons
a constantly flowering/decaying flower
a crystalline [animal]
a gate with legs
a floating piece of furniture
a [animal] covered in shrouds
a [animal]-shaped starry night sky
a flaming egg bearing a single rune
a window into other world
a headless [animal]
a [animal] with a strange mask
an animated knight harness
an [animal] with transparent skin
a tiny star
a smooth humanoid with no features except a mouth
a floating crystal key
a writhing animate sigil
a pygmy pale man
a one eyed umbrella 
a tiny human-faced planetoid
a desiccated saint
a coronet of hands with eyes
an abstract silver mechanism
living blood
a flaming glyph
a tiny sandstorm
a beautiful homunculus
a moebius strip
a many-armed bodhisattva
a microorganism invisible to the naked eye
a brutish gargoyle
different every time it's percieved
living water
an escher-like pattern
a brain and spine with construct legs
a [animal]’s cardiovascular system
a completely smooth shape
a a long dead relative
a cheshire [animal]
a small misshapen clone of you
a cenobite [animal]
a fat demon wearing a crown 
brilliant fire with six wings
a tattered mascot/costume
a living ball gown
a humanoid with many snakes for legs
a hollow suit of armor
a wendigo
a tiny version of a [animal] in a bottle
a swarm of hellish insects
a small aurora borealis
a floating grimoire
frickin' Buer again, that scamp
a crudely taxidermied [animal]
a [animal] made of spoons and twine
exactly what it looks like
tiny brown bubbles
a pool of blood
a glowing streamer
a ring of blue smoke
a splash of ink
a bundle of taught floating wires
ripples in the air
an animated drawing
a fractal, swirling pattern
a crystalline [plant]
a jet of dust
a tiny [animal] made of congealed light
a tattered stream of cloth
a translucent orb
a living mass of leaves
living ink
a tiny stormcloud
an arrowhead dashing back and forth through the air
a disembodied, sinewy hand
living snow
flower petals
a cracked glass [animal]
a perfectly equilateral yellow triangle




{motivation}
honor
the law
cultivation
discovering hidden truths and lies
recording facts
creating new life
preservation
devotion to others
domination
destruction
passion
raw ambition
to be autonomous
petty revenge
iconoclasm
purging the weak
toppling the powerful
political power
sexual pursuits
self disillusionment
cosmic truth
magical power
construction of its “great work”
aligning the stars
completing “the ritual”
evangelism 
consumption of flesh
the pursuit of wealth
exploration
ars gratia artis
charity
directionless sadism
nihilism
extreme vainglory
selfless altruism
purification of the self
purification of others
unfission
black and white justice
blue and orange justice
anarchy
obsessive random collecting
glory hounding
spreading moral decay
spreading moral enlightenment
targeted assassination
wanton violence
prevention of entropy
encouragement of entropy
the creation of utopia
proving a universal axiom
seeding mistrust
formation of bonds
severing of bonds
extreme asceticism
extreme hedonism
vague destiny
releasing its imprisoned master
protecting the weak
restoring its good name
spite
preventing the escape of the enemy
courting romantic interests
the thrill of the hunt
gourmet
scientific documentation
usurping a usurper
finding something lost
historical documentation
stopping the apocalypse
forgetting a troubled past
hiding from betrayed allies
remembering its past
freedom from obligations
starting the apocalypse
collecting contracts
collecting bounties
collecting relics
infiltration of secret societies
theft of secrets
protecting secrets
spreading scientific advancement
igniting conflict
preventing conflict
impovering the land
rejuvenating the land
a very precise destiny
escapism
wallowing in its tragic past
finding a worthy successor
returning the land to nature
spreading religion
glamour
the genocide of [animal]s
reviving an extinct species
finding worthy adversary
playing the cosmic “game”
inverting social norms
enforcing social norms
justified revenge
disproving an unsatisfying axiom
colonizing the land
avoiding its vengeful ex
hiding from bounty hunters
completing a graduation trial
adding to its extremely specific collection
to catch them
to train them
“observation”
an unstable thing that changes every day
literally stealing candy from babies
a mystery even to itself
[motivation] and [motivation]


{animal}
witch's butter
fly agaric
bearded tooth
bleeding tooth
death cap
cordyceps-infested bug
moldy bread
scarlet elf cap
slime mold
chicken of the woods
prototaxite
glass sponge
calcarea
demosponge
homoscleromorpha
comb jelly
brain coral 
pipe coral
stony coral
zoanthid
sea whip
sea pen
anemone
man-o-war
box jelly
lion's mane jelly
moon jelly
irukandji
immortal jellyfish  
moss animal
salp
pyrosome
sea squirt
sea pork
sea tulip
piure 
mimic
leech
earthworm
bobbit worm
christmas tree worm
feather duster worm
sand mason worm
pompeii worm
bearded fireworm
ragworm
bone eating snot flower
methane-eating worm
giant tube worm
mongolian death worm
spoonworm
peanut worm
nematode
horsehair worm
penis worm
mud dragon
goblet worm
bedford's flatworm
tiger flatworm
candycane worm
planarian
fluke
tapeworm
acorn worm
arrow worm
ribbon worm
horseshow worm
gastrotrich
velvet worm
water bear
trilobite
anomalocaris
sea spider
horseshoe crab
orb-weaver
portia
peacock spider
trapdoor spider
funnel-web 
wolf spider
tarantula
diving bell spider
net-casting spider
mirror spider
twig spider
ant mimic spider
burrowing scorpion
bark scorpion
emperor scorpion
deathstalker
tanzanian red claw scorpion
fattail scorpion
hairy scorpion
pseudoscorpion
whip spider
mite
tick
harvestmen
vinegaroon
camel spider
sleipnir
giant african millipede
amazonian giant centipede
house centipede
pauropoda
sea monkey
tadpole shrimp
copepod
barnacle
mantis shrimp
krill
woodlouse
giant isopod
tongue-eating louse
roly poly
crayfish
shrimp
lobster
squat lobster
porcelain crab
hermit crab
king crab
spider crab
spanner crab
fiddler crab
ghost crab
helmet crab
giant enemy crab
springtail
conehead
bristletail
silverfish
mayfly
dragonfly
ice crawler
lice
thrip
booklice
cicada
aphid
scale insect
whitefly
planthopper
leafhopper
moss bug
water strider
assassin bug
bedbug
stink bug
shield bug
leaf-footed bug
titan beetle
hercules beetle
elpehant beetle
goliath beetle
atlas beetle
stag beetle
featherwing beetle
ladybird beetle
weevil
mealworm
deathwatch beetle
warty leaf beetle
firefly
click beetle
bombadier beetle
doodlebug
tiger beetle
whirligig
sacred scarab
golden tortoise beetle
hornet
tarantula hawk
social wasp
cuckoo wasp
potter wasp 
sand wasp
army ant
leafcutter ant
fire ant
carpenter ant
bullet ant
honeypot ant
killer bee
honeybee
bumblebee
mason bee
carpenter bee
plasterer bee
atlas moth
silk moth
grease moth
ornate moth
death's head moth
luna moth
monarch 
zebra swallowtail 
forest mother-of-pearl
blue morpho
peacock pansy
cramer's eighty-eight
glasswing
black swallowtail
flea
housefly
horsefly
robberfly
botfly
soldierfly
cranefly
mosquito
lovebug
snakefly
antlion
dobsonfly
webspinner
stick insect
grasshopper
cricket
katydid
weta
cockroach
termite
mantid
earwig
twisted-wing parasite
sea urchin
sunflower sea star
crown-of-thorns starfish
common sea star
red knob sea star
royal starfish
brisingid
brittle star
sea pig
pineapple sea cucumber
orange sea cucumber
giant california sea cucumber
japanese spiky sea cucumber
chocolate chip sea cucumber
snake sea cucumber
sea apple
sea lily
sand dollar       
dwarf seahorse
candiru
mudskipper
climbing perch
flying fish
lungfish
frogfish
elephantnose fish 
bony eared assfish
flounder
barreleye
lamprey
sting ray
pufferfish
lionfish
hagfish
electric eel
sarpa salpa, the dreamfish
beluga sturgeon
giant oar fish
ocean sunfish
manta ray
great white shark
whale shark
sardine
carp
trout
talapia
mackerel
catfish
sockeye salmon
alaska pollock
swordfish
yellowfin tuna
alantic cod
blue marlin
koi
blue tang
clownfish
sea dragon
angelfish
betta splendens
coelacanth
dunkleosteus
tiktaalik
haikouichthys
stethacanthus
megapiranha
fur bearing trout
mermaid
mermaid
dolphin wielding a knife
namazu
Leviathan
hammerhead shark
wobegong
carpenter shark
cookiecutter shark
thresher shark
goblin shark
poison arrow frog
bullfrog
grassland 
slippery
treefrog
riverfrog
bufo
harlequin toad
suriname toad
cane toad
beaked toad
snouted toad
olm
axolotl
siren
crested newt
hellbender
giantsalamander
marbled slamander
mud salamander
mole salamander
mythical firey salamander
caecilian
eocaecilia
diplocaulus
loggerhead turtle
box turtle
snapping turtle
galapagos tortoise
soft-shelled turtle
leatherback turtle
mud turtle
mata mata
snakeneck turtle
big headed turtle
tuatara
worm lizard
mexican mole lizard
crested gecko
fat-tailed gecko
leaf-tail gecko
clawed gecko
gargoyle gecko
leopard gecko
tokay gecko
new caledonian giant gecko
veiled chameleon
horned chameleon
panther chameleon
brookesia micra
giant chameleon
brown leaf chameleon
green iguana
marine iguana
rock iguana
desert iguana
spiny-tailed iguana
chuckwalla
mosasaur
blue tailed skink
red eye crocodile skink
prehensile-tailed skink
indian skink
komodo dragon
malayan water monitor
nile monitor
bengal monitor
tree crocodile
blue spotted tree monitor
secret toadhead agama 
shield-tailed agama
spiny-tailed lizard
sailfin lizard
thorny devil
frilled-neck lizard
rainforest dragon
bearded dragon
mountain horned dragon
garden lizard
oriental garden lizard
fan throated lizard
hump nosed lizard
flying lizard
jabberwocky
hydra
wyvern
dragon turtle
long
pixiu
jaculus
gila monster
spinytail lizard
plated lizard
collared lizard
spectacled lizard
anole
wall lizard
tegu
basilisk
basilisk
blind snake
cobra
mamba
sea krait
coral snake
spider-tailed horned viper
spiny bush viper
copperhead
rattlesnake
eyelash viper
long nose viper
taipan
spreading adder
flying snake
boa constrictor
green anaconda
emerald tree boa
rainbow boa
sand boa
titanoboa
pipe snake
black-headed python
burmese python
albino burmese python
reticulated python
scrub python
pygmy python
blood python
calabar python
rat snake
vine snake
garden snake
elephant trunk snake
tentacled snake 
tschuchinoko
hoop snake
feathered serpent
crocodile
alligator
caiman
gharial
dwarf crocodile
tomistoma
pterosaur
rhynchosaur
loch ness monster
longneck
threehorn
duckbill
spiketail
sharptooth
smashyhead
microraptor
yi qi
ostrich
emu
rhea
cassowarry
kiwi
tinamou
moa
chicken
junglefowl
quail
partridge
pheasant
turkey
grouse
peafowl
chachalaca
cockatrice
duck
goose
swan
magpie goose    
screamer                
demon duck
bony-toothed bird
crane
barn owl
screech owl
elf owl
bubo
strix
burrowing owl
mousebird
hornbill
woodpecker
toucan
honeyguide
barbet
kingfisher
trogon
terror bird
harpy eagle
monkey-eating eagle
bald eagle
golden eagle
martial eagle
steller's sea eagle
buzzard
hawk
condor
bearded vulture
griffon vulture
king vulture
turkey vulture
hooded vulture
osprey
secretarybird
kestrel
peregrine
hobby
merlin
sparrow hawk
gyrfalcon
cockatoo
macaw
lovebird
lorikeet
budgie
kakapo
cardinal
thrush
babbler
lark
tit
robin
rook
crow
raven
magpie
jay
jackdaw
bird-of-paradise
shrike
rockfowl
cowbird
finch
swallow
hoatzin
hummingbird
potoo
flamingo
grebe
shorebird
gull
auk
tropicbird
loon
albatross
emperor penguin
chinstrap penguin
little blue penguin
rockhopper
macaroni penguin
jackass penguin
stork
boobie
cormorant
frigate
snakebird
pelican
shoebill
heron
ibis
spoonbill
hamerkop
dodo
white-bellied green pigeon
rock dove
pigmy pouter
fantail
frillback
short-faced tumbler
capuchin pigeon
english carrier
roadrunner
coua
common cuckoo
malkoha
turaco
bustard
phoenix
scutosaurus
hypsognathus
mesosaurus
eunotosaurus
tetraceratops
ophiacodon
dimetrodon
cotylorhynchus
proburnetia
anteosaur
estemmenosuchus
placerias
wadiasaurus
gorgonopsid
pristerognathus
tritylodon
platypus
short-beaked echidna
long-beaked echidna
steropodon
kangaroo
oppossum
possum
sugar glider
koala
wombat
bandicoot
marsupial mole
tasmanian devil
tasmanian tiger
sea cow
dugong
elephant
hyrax
tenrec
golden mole
elphant shrew
aardvark
glyptodont
pink fairy armadillo
three-banded armadillo
yellow armadillo
screaming hairy armadillo
giant armadillo
long-nosed armadillo
silky anteater
giant anteater
northern tamandua
southern tamandua
three-toed sloth
two-toes sloth
giant ground sloth
sloth so slow that it fell out of time
hoolock
siamang
lar gibbon
crested gibbon
orangutan
gorilla
chimpanzee
homo erectus
homo sapiens
neanderthal
denisovan
hobbit
elf
gigantopithecus
bigfoot
roswell grey
macaque
baboon
langus
proboscis monkey
mandrill
mangabe
tamarin
marmoset
capuchin
saki monkey
howlermonkey
spidermonkey
uakari
squirrel monkey
ruffed lemur
sifaka
ring-tailed lemur
koala lemur
bush baby
aye-aye
potto
loris
tarsier
flying lemur
treeshrew
pygmy rabbit
sumatran striped rabbit
flemish giant 
netherland dwarf
angora
lop-eared rabbit
hare
pika
jackalope
carbuncle
springhare
beaver
kangaroo rat
gopher
mole rat
terrestrial porcupine                    
chinchilla
viscacha
hutia
guinea pig
cabybara
mara
spiny rat
paca
pacarana
arboreal porcupine
red squirrel
grey squirrel
malabar giant squirrel
grizzled giant squirrel
flying squirrel
red giant flying squirrel
pygmy squirrel
chipmunk
prarie dog
marmot                 
rat
mouse
gerbil
crested rat
vole
lemming
muskrat
hamster
pack rat
deer mouse
dormouse
jerboa
solenodon
moonrat
shrew
hedgehog
mole
desman
giant flying fox
blossom bat
tube-nosed fruit bat
nectar bat
rousette
monkey-faced bat
vampire bat
vesper bat
horshoe bat
ghost-faced bat
sac-winged bat
mouse-tailed bat
pangolin
husky
corgi
poodle
chihuahua
greyhound
afghan
akita
mastiff
bulldog
dachshund
german shepherd
chow chow
wolf
coyote
jackal
red fox
arctic fox
fennec fox
pipe-fox
tanuki
dhole
maned wolf
bush dog
cù sìth
sloth bear
brown bear
polar bear
black bear
panda bear
sun bear
sea lion
elephant seal
walrus
monk seal
fur seal
harbor seal
weasel
badger
otter
marten
mink
wolverine
grison
polecat
skunk
racoon
coati
kinkajou
olingo
olinguito
ringtail
cacomistle
red panda
tiger
lion
jaguar
leopard
caracal
serval
ocelot
lynx
cheetah
puma
pallas cat
persian
hairless sphynx 
siamese
scottish fold
maine coon
munchkin
smilodon 
civet
linsang
genet 
bearcat
mongoose
meerkat
kusimanse
fossa 
hyena
leucrotta
manticore
narwhal
dolphin
beluga
porpoise
false killer whale
pygmy sperm whale
beaked whale
baleen whale
hippo
domestic pig
wild boar
warthog
deer-pig
forest hog
pygmy hog
dromedary
bactrian
alpaca
llama
guanaco
vicuña
saola
bison
buffalo
cattle
auroch
yak
mountain goat
goat
sheep
ibex
muskox
serow
impala
gazelle
wildebeest
gerenuk
dik-dik
oryx
kudu
saiga
bonnacon
giraffe
okapi
beast of shanxi
shiva's beast
decennatherium
qilin
pronghorn
elk
moose
red deer
white-tailed deer
reindeer
water deer
pudu
tufted deer
musk deer
chevrotain
chalicothere
horse
mule
ass
zebra
pegasus
kelpie
white rhinoceros
black rhinoceros
sumatran rhinoceros
unicorn
baird's tapir
lowland tapir
kabomani tapir
mountain tapir
malayan tapir
baku
lancelet
lampshell
chiton
tusk shell
clam
oyster
mussel
cockle
scallop
geoduck
giant land snail
conch
periwinkle
escargot
abalone
cone snail
bubble snail
golden snail
banana slug
leopard slug
blue dragon nudibranch
orange peeel doris
sea lemon
spanish dancer
lion nudibranch
clown nudibranch
regal sea goddess
diamondback tritonia
spanish shawl
chromodoris
phylliroe
eastern emerald elysia
lettuce sea slug
headshield slug
sea hare
semislug            
limpet
nautilus
flapjack octopus
blue-ringed octopus
glowing sucker octopus
coconut octopus
giant octopus
common octopus
telescope octopus
seven arm octopus
blanket octopus
wunderpus
mimic octopus
argonaut
vampire squid
collosal squid
bigfin squid
flying squid
pencil squid
whip-lash squid
deepsea squid
spirula
cuttlefish 



{plant}
potted fern
coconut
dried-out stick
venus fly trap
pitcher plant
bladderwort
bramble
bamboo
kudzu
sundew
bonsai tree
cactus


{mutation}
colored vivid {red|orange|yellow|green|blue|purple}
with glowing eyes
with the eyes of a [animal]
with the skin of a [animal]
with the mind of a [animal]
with membranous wings
with feathery wings
with insect wings
with the limbs of a [animal]
with the face of a [animal]
that looks like a [animal] in the mirror
surrounded by a swarm of tiny [animal]s
which commands the respect of every [animal]
with poisonous foot-spurs
with a bite that makes the target allergic to meat 
with a gigantic purple nose-cleaning tongue 
with the ability to spray blood out of its eyes 
which will starve to death in front of food if it's not prepared quite right
whose head swells with fragrant ambergris  
with dozens of eggs embedded in the skin of its back 
with corkscrew horns and beard of chaos 
with huge heat-radiators for ears
which resembles a terribly venomous creature 
with a hump filled with fatty nutrient supply 
with necrotic bacterial spit 
with a crown of stinging tendrils 
with overlapping armored scales 
with a freakishly extended tapping finger 
with loose skin flaps between wrists and ankles 
with an abdominal pouch 
whose skin is striped black and white 
with incredible head rotation 
with a parasitic tongue-louse 
with rows of sharp, replaceable teeth 
with adorable pink fan gills 
which can sense when someone is about to die 
with shaggy fur and prehensile trunk 
with a musical bone crest 
which is immune to pain from acid and capsasin 
with a horrifyingly distendable stomach 
with a buoyant, curling shell 
which can create sticky, microfibrous slime 
which is friendly with tooth-cleaning {[animal]|bird}s 
which is friend-shaped  
with a loud musical penis 
with a cavitation claws 
which can shoves its ribs through its skin to defend against attack 
with an inflatable nasal sac 
with webbed feet which let it run on water 
which reverts to embryo-form after adulthood
which has an extended rostrum with transverse teeth 
which smells like fresh popcorn 
which can vomit up its digestive tract in defense 
with a face full of tentacles 
with slick transparent skin 
with huge feet for subsonic communication 
with a milk-producing udder 
with a suction-cup head 
with a brilliant plumage 
which can sleep with only half of its brain
with hideous facial tumors 
with bright blue feet 
which is inexplicably tapir-like
with a body primarily composed of electricity generators
which shrinks when hungry
whose skin pops off when its startled
with giant terrifying fangs that protrude from mouth
with the instinctive compulsion to perform lobotomies
whose bodily fluids are potent hallucinogens
which is completely naked and covered in sweat
with appendages on either side of the mouth which shoot out glue
whose vocalizations resemble industrial noises
with giant eyes that burn away each day and regrow each night
which is bioluminescent
with a spring-loaded spine for turbo charged backflips
with long thin legs and neck
which has a growth on its back that resembles a [animal]
whic sweats bright red sunscreen
with a long tongue which  winds around through holes in its skull to act as a built-in helmet
with fingers on its {face|legs|feet|wings|arms|back|tongue}
which is photosynthetic
with barbed hooks on its skin
which sprays acid from butt
with teeth that never stop growing
with a dangly lure hanging from its face
which becomes immobile and eats its own brain
which can stun other creatures by screaming loudly
with taste buds all over its body
with a huge body and a tiny head
with 12-inch thick skin
with a broad protuberance on its face that can be used to sense electromagnetic fields
with telescoping, upward facing eyes surrounded by a transparent reflective dome
which is supernaturally good at predicting the movements of other creatures, but needs to sit motionless for an hour observing the creature before it can act
with defensive quills
whose joints shift around so that it can curl up into a ball
with a beautiful unicorn horn which is actually a tooth
which is covered with spikes which transport fluid to its mouth
with a thin tail which can be used as a whip
with breathes through its skin (no lungs)
with eyes on swivels
whose skin can change color and texture
with a goofy-looking air-filtering nose
which is inflatable
with tiny, pathetic, useless wings
with limbs lined with razor sharp suction cups
with scythe-like jaws
with loose wrinkly skin
with curled prehensile tail
which reproduces by budding
with a  nearly 2-dimensional body
which can fit through any hole larger than its head
whose eyes are useless
with fleshy growths on the nose which have a highly delicate sense of touch. It can predict earthquakes by shoving its face into dirt
with broad pads on its feet which stick to walls
with  big feathery mouthparts for filter feeding
with 5 eyes, a backwards-facing mouth, and a bendy claw arm on face
with a third eye in the middle of the forehead
whose knees retract into its body
covered in dense soft fur which makes water dangerous 
with backwards {hands|feet|hands and feet}
that resembles wood
with giant shovel hands
which leaves behind a scent trail
with an elongated neck
that rolls like some sort of demented wheel
with bright eyespots to confuse  predators
with a long tail in place of its hind legs
with retractable spikes that bursts out of its eyes
with an internal turtleshell
with antennae that enhance its sense of smell
which can explode
with a tiny malformed twin inside its skin
of unusually small size
of unusually large size
with {1|2|3|4|5|6} heads
whose rear has the head of a [animal]
as pale as moonlight
as dark as a raven
mixed with a [animal]
with a proboscis
with a {slicing|crushing|hooked killing|flat|chisel-like|net-like|thin probing} beak
which lives in  a shell stolen from another creature
with a stinger on its butt
with antlers
with a neck frill
with a thick head for ramming
with long claws
with retractable claws
with one big spike on each limb
which has just a single finger in place of each foot
with cutting Incisors
with meaty lobster Claws
with one Big Crab Claw
with mantis-style Forelimbs
with a spiked tail
with a club-like tail
with a large sail of spines connected by skin
with incredibly {kicking|punching|headbutting} ability
with a pharyngeal Jaw
which uses its {claws|teeth|spines|tail} to deliver potent venom which  [venomeffect]
which has mastered the art of fire
with a turtle Shell
protexted by a clam shell
covered in a chitonous exoskeleton
which is poisonous (do not eat)
which releases an ink cloud when threatened
covered in osteoderms
that plays dead
with body parts that fall off to distract predators
with extreme temperature resistance
which can enter stasis
which can rapidly regrow limbs
that does not age
which can metamorphose into a new form. This new form is a [animal] [mutation]
which is very fat
which purifies its surroundings
with heat sensitive pits in its face
with a big nose for tracking smells
with accute hearing
that echolocates
which can sense magnetic fields
with 360 degree vision
with ultraviolet vision
which can see polarized light
with a body covered in sensitive hairs
with big whiskers
which can sense blood
with an excellent sense of air pressure
with five feathery wings
which likes to ride around on a parachute
that can jump 10 times its own height
that can sprint at incredibly speeds
which is skilled at endurance running
that Burrows underground
that slithers
which is bouyant
which is amphibious
with skin that hypnotically pulses 
with striped skin
with spotted skin
which is more ugly than usual
with a beautiful mane of soft hair
with reflective camouflage 
which attaches foliage to its own body
with too many limbs
with atrophied limbs
with fewer limbs than usual
with really short limbs
covered in fleshy protrusions that look like limbs but aren't really
with extreme sexual dimorphism
which never stops growing
which moves in packs
which is in a symbiotic relationship with [animal]s
which is part a eusocial hivemind
which produces an artistic mating display
which engages in ritualistic combat
that is capable of language
which perfectly Mimics Sounds
which sings
that carries babies around in its mouth
that builds eleborate nests
that forces other creatures to raise its young
that has a strong nuturing instinct 
that engages in war
which kills for fun
which can remember faces and holds a grudge 
which has learned to engage in economic transactions
which lays eggs
which suffers from alcoholism
which uses tools
with opposable thumbs
with a vise-like grip
with a prehensile {tongue|nose|lip|penis}
which can eat stone
with cheek pouches for storage
which drinks blood
with cookie-cutter jaws it uses to steal chunks of flesh
which lives on top of a [animal]
which lives inside of a [animal]
which can eat radiation
which can steal abilities from things it eats
which farms tiny [animal]s for food
which has a symbiotic relationship with a [plant]
which eats only meat
which vomits up nutritious food
which levitates
which weaves sticky nets
which sheds spores

{venomeffect}
causes pain
causes bleeding
causes paralysis
causes hallucinations
dissolves flesh
clots blood