Thursday, March 26, 2020

Squirrels.

This is a list of very good squirrels. I hope you enjoy.


1. Eurasian Red Squirrel

by hedera.baltica

by hedera.baltica

 He is coming.






2. Japanese Dwarf Squirrel



Spherical. Can Fly.

 

 

3. Variable Squirrel

by Rushen





4. Leopard Ground Squirrel

by Greg Schechter
This is the Questing Beast I am pretty sure.


5. Groundhog


Also known as the Woodchuck, Monax, Thickwood Badger, Weenusk, Red Monk, or Whistlepig.

Despite the name, it is neither a hog, pig, monk, nor badger. It is, in fact, a very large squirrel.

Can command the weather.


6. Kaibab Squirrel

by Azhikerdude
+1 Charisma when using Ploof.



7. Least Pygmy Squirrel


by Mike Prince
Incredibly small. Advantage on Stealth.

 

8. Prairie Dog

by Gunnar Ries
by MiloJacks

Powerful maternal instincts. Powerful vocal chords.

9. Fancy Prairie Dog

by Peak Hora
by Peak Hora
Most Fashionable Mammal 2019


 




10. Complex Tooth Flying Squirrel


by Henry Milne-Edwards
The real thing fails to live up to the hype of this painting.

+1 to illusion spell.


11. Malabar Giant Squirrel

by Yathin S Krishnappa
Big as a monkey.

 

12. Marmot

by Dcrjsr
+3 HP









Yes this is still rpg blog. Here is how to use Squirrel for rpg:
  1. Instead of chromatic dragons, chromatic squirrels
  2. Instead of Human, Elf, and Dwarf, instead use Human, Squirrel, and Dwarf.
  3. Roll a d12. This is your character class.
  4.  Plane of squirrels. The ground is a giant squirel. The trees are its hair. Pygmy squirrels fall from the sky as rain.
  5. Encounter: A crazed hermit needs you help collecting 12 squirrels. Aid them, and they will grant you a crown which will mark you as friend of all rodents.
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3 comments:

  1. I didn't know that many squirrel types existed.
    What about grey and black squirrels - how would you stat them?

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    1. There's nearly 300 species of squirrels, though a huge number of those are fairly "normal" looking, with the standard grey squirrel style.

      As for using grey squirrels as an encounter, the key characteristics of squirrels that people are familiar with are:
      -Small
      -They climb everything
      -They hoard seeds and nuts
      -Really clever at getting into grandma's bird feeders.

      So to stat that up, give them 1 HP, very low damage, the ability to climb like a spider, and if they land a hit on you, then they steal something small, like 1 GP or a ration.

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  2. This is delightful.

    Also, I didn't realize that groundhogs and prairie dogs were a kind of squirrel, good to know.

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